Cuban communist president Fidel Castro resigned today after 49 years of rule. Some might consider this a striking victory for capitalism (that is unless his lil bro Raul can keep being a commie crackin). In honor of this I'm declaring declaring today Cash Rules Everything Around Me Day. So go to the bank, withdraw any and all money you have, put it in as many bills as possible and make it rain on some hos. Yay Capitalism!
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